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[Yama fic] King Ohno and I

Title: King Ohno and I
Pairing: Yama (Ohno x Sho)
Rating: PG
Summary:  Sho had some interesting encounters during their variety shows this week. Were there conspiracies behind them?
Disclaimer: Purely fictional, for entertainment only

Note: Inspired by the various Yama epicness in this week's Arashi variety shows. Thanks to my friend mount_deer for being my beta reader.

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Ah ah ah ah ah.....” Ohno was still singing his 'ah' after recording the episode of Arashi ni Shiyagare. He seemed to be enjoying the musical training very much.

When will you stop singing? It's getting annoying, you know?” Being with Ohno day and night, Sho was starting to get tired of Ohno's 'ah's.

Don't you like my singing? I'm enjoying it more and more. We should do another musical someday, the five of us together. It will be so fun.” Ohno then purposely stood in front of Sho, opened his arms and started to sing his 'ah's again, acting like someone singing in operas and musicals.

Ah ah ah ah ah.....” Ohno continued to sing in front of Sho. “That episode was so fun, with Papa[1] giving us musical training, wasn't it? My queen.”

I am not your 'queen'. Can you stop harassing me with that?” Sho was irritated that he was the one who had to portray the only female character in the skit and others had been teasing him about it ever since.

Come on, Sho. What are you so mad about? I am not harassing you, I'm praising you.”

Hardly. Implying me to be a woman is not praising me at all.”

Since their old television program Arashi no Shukudai-kun, other members and staff had many times made Sho cosplayed as females, and fans also loved it. But Sho wasn't so thrilled about it.

Why didn't you like your queen costume? It fits you so well, and you looked so pretty in it.” Ohno teased his lover, but he actually does think Sho was beautiful in the queen costume.

I looked so weird, with the wig and all. And I have no boobs! A queen with a flat chest?! Awww, so ugly.” Sho recalled how he looked like in that costume. It was his first time wearing medieval costumes and surely he didn't expect it to be a queen attire.

I bet you and the others must have conspired together to make me wear a dress costume again.” Sho spelled out his suspicion.

Conspired? How could we? We drew sticks, remembered? Papa shuffled the sticks before we drew. Unless you think he conspired with us too.” Ohno laughed. “It's bound to be your 'luck'.”

Or more like unluck!”

Seeing the expressions on Sho's face, Ohno couldn't help wanting to burst a laughter. He wrapped his arms around his love and kissed his lips gently.

But I was the 'king'. Do you want any others besides you to be my 'queen'?” Ohno showed a pouting face.

This seemed to have lightened up Sho's irritation a bit. “Of course not.” He said softly, still staying in the older man's embrace.

You know the king costume is bulky and heavy. I didn't like that very much either. But because you are my queen, I have no complaint.” Ohno said while gazing at the younger man affectionately. “I was quite amazed by the drawing, actually. If anything, I truly believe we are bound to be a couple.”

Sho loved what Ohno said. The only thing he liked out of the whole training thing was that he was coupled with Ohno, on television. What better way to show the world it is their fate?!

Even if I believe you that it's not a conspiracy in Shiyagare, you are still guilty of another conspiracy theory. And this time there's no way you can deny it.” Sho suddenly thought of something that he's not happy about and pushed to get out from his lover's arms.

What?” Ohno was surprised by Sho's accusation.

You and the staff of Arashi-chan conspired to make me go on the roller coaster – TWICE!”

I – I didn't”

You can't deny it. If it's not a set up, how come there were cameras on the roller coster cart already when I got on?”

Ohno shrugged.

You, of all people, should know better how much I am scared of height, and yet you still tried to torture me.” Sho crosses his arms and turned his head away, showing his displeasure.

Sorry Sho, I didn't know they would make you do the second round, honest.” Ohno was apologetic. He remembered the freaked out look of Sho when they came back on the first round. He was somewhat worried when the staff tricked them into a second.

I almost threw up after the ride. I really felt all my internal organs had turned upside down.” Sho turned his head back to look at Ohno and sighed. “You guys just love to do these to me, don't you? The hanging in mid-air during our concerts. The zipline runs in training camp, and now the roller coaster.”

But you looked cute when you freaked out.” Ohno chuckled. “He he he, the fans love it too.”

That is some cuteness I don't want to have.”

Ohno really loves Sho's panicky and embarrassed looks. Every time he lost in jankens, every time he failed in VS Arashi, even when he got embarrassed by his own chopsticks throwing act in the recent Shiyagare episode, Ohno couldn't help but laughing so hard, not to make fun of Sho, but because he loves Sho's expressions, his laughs, his blushes, simply everything.

You know I couldn't say no to you, like your Shibuya picture taking request last time, especially when you held my hand like that. You sure know how to take advantage of my weakness, Ohno-san.” Sho returned a pouting face to Ohno.

Ohno smiled at Sho's remarks. What Sho said was right on the mark. He took Sho into an embrace and rested his chin on the nadegata.

Does that mean I'm special to you?” Ohno knew the answer, but still wanted to hear Sho admits it himself. He is taking advantage of his lover's weakness again.

You know very well what the answer is, Satoshi.”

But I want to hear it from you.”

Fine. You are special to me, satisfied?” Sho tightened his hug to the older man. He is totally defeated by this man, he said to himself.

Then you wouldn't mind entering the 'haunted house' again if you pair with me next time.”

Oh shut up and just kiss me, my king.”


//The End


A/N: [1] Papa refers to Takeshi Kaga-san who was the guest in the episode of Arashi ni Shiyagare aired on July 9, 2011. Ohno called him Papa because they co-starred in Kaibutsu-kun in which Kaga-san was Ohno's papa.



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Jul. 10th, 2011 12:57 am (UTC)

I am still high on last night's Shiyagare... am still rewatching it. I cant believe that not long after we've commented abt 'royal couples' in a post on yamapairaday, THIS happened.

Sho was perfect as a Queen, i cant imagine any other member getting the role. i thought the roles were set... but having it being drawn from lots... FATE. Or someone really genius enuff to rig the lots xDDD.

Okie... I love how u connect both Shiyagare and the latest HnA in this fic. This week ws srsly epic for Sho... Him being MDA-ed, the one left in M5, then being the SOLE woman in a musical skit. Ohno probably cdnt take off that image from his mind for a long time... Teasing Sho is such a tempting thing to do xDD
Jul. 10th, 2011 02:26 pm (UTC)
I'm still high from last night, actually from all this week as well. Queen Sho is so so pretty. Even he himself said his collarbone is pretty LOL.
Jul. 10th, 2011 01:18 am (UTC)
Frankly, I cant watch the KING & QUEEN too much. They're making me HIGH and its hard to settle down fast aft dat. XD

Queen Sakurai's backview in the skit looks like a REAL QUEEN dat if not mentioned, no one would knew u're cos-playing. =P The costume fits her perfectly dat I almost tot it was tailor-made. LoLz.

Back to the fic. Ahhhh. I simply love Yama's gentle bickering session in there. Natural, but extremely domestic & lovely.

“Does that mean I'm special to you?”
“You know very well what the answer is, Satoshi.”
“But I want to hear it from you.”
“Fine. You are special to me, satisfied?”

King Satoshi, u're seriously "evil". *runs*
Jul. 10th, 2011 02:27 pm (UTC)
Only Queen Sho can stand the evil King Satoshi LOL
Jul. 10th, 2011 01:31 am (UTC)
haha i know someone would come out with this story xD

this ep just toooo epic and i don't know how many time i watch it since yesterday xD

im totally Yama high nowadays and they keep giving me more and more<333
Jul. 10th, 2011 02:37 pm (UTC)
The wonderful yama epicness this week is too lovely not to write something about it <3
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Jul. 10th, 2011 01:38 am (UTC)
Haha. This is really great. Is the part about sho on the roller coaster true? Which episode is that in? I would realli loveto watch that!! :-)
Jul. 10th, 2011 02:11 am (UTC)
:D It's in the latest Himitsu no Arashi, dated 7th July 2011. Yama-pair with Umika-chan(the girl in kaibutsu-kun)

Originally Sho assumed that ONLY Ohno and the guest wd ride the rollercoaster, but Ohno insisted that Sho join them, and Sho couldn't say no despite his fear.
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Jul. 10th, 2011 04:30 am (UTC)
cute :D
I laughed so hard watching it :D:D
Jul. 10th, 2011 02:29 pm (UTC)
I'm still high from last night XD
My stomach hurts from laughing, haha.
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Jul. 10th, 2011 05:12 am (UTC)
waaaaa! so sweet, all of this!
thank you for sharing :)

and my brain is occupied by i-want-to-watch-it, now so badly(but it is impossible ;;)
Jul. 10th, 2011 02:30 pm (UTC)
I don't remember how many times I watched that musical training part, and still laughing so hard each time XD
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Jul. 10th, 2011 08:51 am (UTC)
whoa, a very nice surprise after one epic week of yama pair.
i seriously love your opening where ohno couldn't stop practicing his musical. did he do that on purpose to make sho remembered his experience as a queen? xD
and the conversation between them is cute, like a couple who've been together for the longest time.
and who doesn't love sho's panicky and embarassed expression? xD
the connection with hna and training camp are also nice.
the last line is the best ending too. 'shut up and just kiss me, my king' <3 <3 <3
Jul. 10th, 2011 02:36 pm (UTC)
The wonderful yama epicness this week is too lovely not to write something about it. I wrote it kinda rush so it's not very good. The wonderful ending was actually the idea of my dear beta reader, the credit should go to her XD
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Jul. 10th, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC)
This week was a total Yama feast xD

Thank you for writing a fic for post-Shiyagare~ I can totally imagine it happening, Ohno still in the high from the musical and pampering his "Queen". It really was too perfect, eh? King Ohno was hilarious yet so valiant~ Oh Sho, just listen to Ohno :P You looked too gorgeous and fair in the dress. I love how in here Ohno is so tickled inside by Sho's embarrased moments. And yes, Ohno must've conspired with the staffs in HnA :P But Shiya is totally work of fate.

I also love the pun of the title xD
Jul. 10th, 2011 11:02 pm (UTC)
I hope there will be more yama weeks moments to come and give me more inspirations to write about them XD
Thanks for reading and commenting.
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Jul. 11th, 2011 03:10 pm (UTC)
There were so many Yama moments in real life! And this captures all of them :D

I can picture pouty Sho and then Ohno embracing him :)

So cute, thanks for sharing ♥
Jul. 11th, 2011 07:20 pm (UTC)
The more yama moments for me to capture the merrier XD
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Jul. 12th, 2011 03:45 am (UTC)
This story is very very cute!!!

I want to see yama pair in 'haunted house' together!!! LOL
Jul. 13th, 2011 04:23 pm (UTC)
Yes, me too! Sho scared and cuddled into Ohno, awww <33
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Jul. 12th, 2011 09:46 am (UTC)
This is so cute couple. >//<
I really love this ep of Shiyagare.
It make me happy when I see yama moment. ^^
King Ohno and his queen so lovely.
Thank you for sharing your fiction. ^^b I Love it.
Jul. 13th, 2011 04:24 pm (UTC)
The royal couple is lovely indeed.
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Jul. 14th, 2011 11:02 am (UTC)
ohhh ive been wanting some yama fic about that AniShi episode!!!! hahaha.. thanks thanks for giving in to my silent request! =D
Jul. 18th, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
Queen Sho. Oh wow. Never seen anything more beautiful than that! whenever sho turned his back on the camera, i was like: oh my... sexy back...any man would've wanted to lick those yummy slopping shoulders and pull the dress down hungrily!

They should put Sho in dress more often, LOL.

Thanks for sharing!
Aug. 14th, 2011 04:01 am (UTC)
Awww, poor Sho chan. But you really do make a pretty lady.
Nice. Thanks for sharing.
May. 5th, 2013 10:06 pm (UTC)
This is just too cute and funny. I really love it when Sho-chan frets (like a woman) and when Oh-chan says the right things to put his partner's mind at ease. ~<3

Loved that Shiyagare episode (Sho was a really gorgeous Queen ♥), and will definitely look out for the other ones mentioned here. For the laughs, and to see those epic expressions on Sho-chan's face. xD~<3

Thank you for sharing! *hugs*
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